Happy Birthday Alvin

Yah, this is for you (koped from somewhere)

"I wish I had a pen, then I'd write a poem for you
I wish I had some wool, then I'd knit a sweater for you
I wish I had a pot, then I'd cook some stew for you.
I have nothing."

But for your 21st, I shall pray my hardest that you catch the girl of your dreams together with a pen some wool and a pot. If you still not satisfied maybe can have some extra services also. Oops. Happy birthday!