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Monday, September 19, 2005

Theory

Hey guys,

I got this new theory based on my own observation: More fried stuff in your diet, and more meat in your diet results in a whole load stinkier shit. Anyone care to comment?

6 Comments:

Blogger Chong Wenhoo said...

thanks for spoiling my appetite

1:03 PM

 
Blogger Alvin said...

well my grandma who was a vegetarian farted into my face once cuz i was sitting on the floor and she was walking past me. Well there was no stench at all.

As for smellier shit n stuff, think its bec. meats are made up of complex carbo and all those crap which makes digestion a whole load harder. Thus ur digestion is not as effective n smeller shit results.

Or maybe meat-shits are meant to be smelly to attract the opposite sex. U noe, tt u can afford to eat meats (rich dude) compared to those who had to plant their own potatoes n other veges.

Haha i thot tt was farnie. Farnie anot??

Anyway, nice observation occ. Whose shit did u take note of?

2:47 PM

 
Blogger Gilbert Lim said...

Think its true. Maybe u can do a more comprehensive study and publish the results? May earn extra credit in your bio module :P

3:16 PM

 
Blogger Gilbert Lim said...

ya la back to Dragon Court leh... come come join and push FourOKOJ back into the top ten!

4:19 PM

 
Blogger Alvin said...

well geniuses are always eccentric. Like Einstein and his hairdo. Newton and his obssession with the apple that fell on his head (come on,just curse and swear la, wat for think of gravity n forces and all tt crap rite). And i'm sure Karl Marx or Thomas Edison had a sniff or 2 of their dungs b4. Just for inspirations

So when's ur Theory of Food-Smell Relativity coming up?? Be sure to explain it in layman terms, else i sure cannot understand one

12:41 AM

 
Blogger Meepok Man said...

hey,

good theory alvin, but somehow my bowel movements here are a lot more regular now than when I was in Singapore, although I only eat meat now. But the shit is damn smelly now, and i noticed it too for americans shitting when i trying to take a shower in the shared toilet

1:55 AM

 

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