today the ANYTHING genie appeared to me

today for lunch i go foodcourt tah pow cai png n bought a can of ANYTHING drink for myself, n also bought other food for colleagues.

then reached back orpits i give them their food, n went back to my cubicle to dig into my cai png. i so thirsty, so i quickly open up the can of ANYTHING drink. then suddenly, the drink's gas all fizz up n the drink leak outta the can n overflowed all over my table!! wah like a mini geyser siah

Damn!! its like as if someone just shook the can vigorously before i opened it. But i didnt shake the can leh. Then suddenly, in front of me appeared a Genie!!! A female genie worr!! Very sexy one, with big neh neh n sexy figure, in a tight rubber-like tube dress... more sexy than the Fiona Xie Genie worr...

Then she said she's the Genie of ANYTHING drink. She likes to hide in random cans of ANYTHING, n the lucky person who bought the drink n open up would see her. n she would grant the person a wish, anything the person wants... Wow!! Anything worr!!! I can have anything i want!!!!!

So i am the lucky one who bought the particular can of ANYTHING drink which the Genie had been hiding in!!!

But she said theres a game to be played before she'll grant me the anything wish. Right now she said i have to go buy another 3 cans of ANYTHING drink to play the game. so i quickly chiong outta office n went to the convenience store n bought 3 cans of ANYTHING.

then i cam back, n the genie said i have to guess the flavor of the 3 ANYTHING drink, n if i guess correctly for all 3, i win n i can have my wish.

if guess wrong for any of the ANYTHING, means lose, n she'll vanish right away....

so i welly kanchiong worr... ok, ANYTHING got 6 flavors- cola, cola lemon, apple, fizz up, cloudy lemon n loot beer. So she asked me to guess the first can... i said apple... ok then she ask me to open up n taste the drink so i can find out whether i did guess correctly....

But guess what?!!!???? ITS NOT APPLE..!!! its cola!!! Damn!!! I lose liao le....

So she said sorry, i lost the game, i wont get to have a anything wish...
ARRRHHH...damn.. i asked her for another chance but she said no. she then told me to buy more ANYTHING canned drink, coz she might hide in one of the can drinks, n i can have another shot at the wish game...

Then she said i'll have more chances of seeing her again if i open the ANYTHING drink in a quiet place away from people, coz she don't like to appear when got many people around....

Then she vanished in a poof of smoke... damn.. if i won the game i could have an anything wish, n i wanted to wish for a lot of money....

so i hope to see her again, so i went to the convenience store again n bought all the ANYTHING can drinks in their store!! spent a few hundred dollars worr!!!

so now i m gonna drink ANYTHING everyday for my every meal, coz i hope to meet her again...

anyway u guys when u drink ANYTHING, u got encounter the ANYTHING Genie??? u won the game n got a anything wish??

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