Bidding for Size 32F World Cup Opens!

The 2006 FIFA World Cup, Singapore Edition, needs hosts for individual games. 32 F(inalists), 64 matches, unparalleled excitement - there has to be someone willing to take out extra insurance for their home and hazard a bunch of possibly rowdy soccer fanatics. On the bright side, domestic tourism receipts are likely to rise, if anything just by serving snacks at a healthy markup.

No multi-million dollar advertising blitz campaigns, professional spin doctors or security specialists required for the honour of hosting part of the Greatest, Most Beautiful Show on Earth. Simply an appropriate SCV subscription to Channels 27, 28, 110 and 111, or the ability to tap into Malaysian free-to-air broadcasts. Heck, we'll even take webcasts.

So what are you waiting for? Just reply in the comments area with the match you wish to host, and own a small piece of footballing history forever!