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Wednesday, November 02, 2005

XiaXue: WTB Content (1)


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Her (XiaXue) blog looks like a collection of posting that has abso-fucking-lutely nothing worthwhile to read. She eats at MARCHE and posts photos of the food there? For fuck's sake, i think half of Singapore has been to Marche. The things she does are borishly uninteresting, plus she has an ego the size of her thighs (i.e. huge): just looking at the title Flash animation has diminished my IQ into the nether regions.

"ooo look i've got angel wings!"

On the plus side, i do have to admit she might seem attractive to the average Joe. I wonder if she realises the only reason people are actually sieving through that trash of a blog is cause they want to perv on her life? Would you go all out to write a blog and invest so much time on it so that people can come to look at what pretty pictures you took? Does she really lack the will to live without a constant supply of "ooo that looks great", "you must be really enjoying yourself", "i love that pic with you in the string bikini" etc etc?

oh ya i also noticed she included a line "Always remember I have your IP address! :D". This leads me to think, "yes, you have my IP address, wtf are u gonna do with it? DOS me?". To someone who got some fucktard to make a RIDICULOUSLY big (and laggy) Flash animation for the header, that statement is but an idle threat.

I may have without a doubt included a large subset of the male Singaporean population but if perving is what u want, i recommend a surgically-enhanced beauty: clapbangkiss @ Xanga. Two clear points will illustrate why her blog is superior:

1) she looks prettier
2) she does interesting stuff (notice im not using more interesting)

nuff said.
extra points if u could point out the modification loci

1: Want To Buy Content

/end rant
pim out

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clapbangkiss is a beauty indeed. At least she displays some intellect in her postings and they're usually pretty fun, warm and interesting. Gd recommendation!

3:53 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they're both peas from the same pod, just appeal to a different subset of singaporeans. one more the the wannabe heartlanders, the other to the wannabe cosmopolitans. So waht can I say, humans without a life iun their own right, esp in boring ol' singapore, like to be voyeurs and proabably live vicariously through others.
As for perving... i don't think so as both don't appeal to me sexually. Besides, there are no nude pics. Haha. not that it matters. Then again, why are you reading them and getting all worked up??

12:36 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

err...but clapbangkiss is...surgically modified. so obviously modified until not attractive o_O

11:02 PM

 
Blogger omfgima1337hax said...

har joseph? wat u mean modify until not attractive? i dare say shes better looking now compared to before, at least for my tastes
also, for all its worth i dont think the fact that shes a 'mod' is all over the internet. only a few people who actually knew her knows (for the obvious reason she looks different).

11:18 AM

 
Blogger omfgima1337hax said...

oh ya dont use my name pls. im leethax. and wtf is jevon?

11:20 AM

 
Blogger Alvin said...

ok gone i removed ur mortal name leethax. Sheesh. Anyway u still keep in contact anot. Mwahahaha. Not that i find her very attractive la, not my type. i prefer jessica alba. woohoo!

2:28 PM

 
Blogger omfgima1337hax said...

nope i dont. why would i? someone with as much insecurities does not deserve to live

2:44 PM

 
Blogger TriCeo said...

i dunno her
but i sure can tell her nose looks artificial

9:12 PM

 
Blogger omfgima1337hax said...

thats not the only thing that was modified.
Nose, eyes and a jawline mod at min count

11:01 PM

 

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